Happy Birthday to you!

Miss you! I hope your having an incredible day!!

scam artist

So I don't forget when I'm old... 

When destiny was somewhere between3-5 we were home together during the day while shadow worked. I was cleaning the apt while watching TV. I was in the living room flipping through channels and destiny came out requesting a dong dong (ding dong) I told her no since it was early morning and we were cleaning up.  She agreed and went to her room. I began cleaning the kitchen etc for at least an hour plus then went back into the living room to change channels.  I realized I couldn't find the remote.. I looked, moved things checked in the couch etcetera. Finally o called destiny in abd asked if she had seen the remote. She looked me dead in the eye and said "can I have a ding dong?"

She had held the remote hostage in her fake kitchen microwave for hour(s) to use as collateral for her treat!!!! At That age crazy 🤪!!!

a carrot

I told destiny to go get a carrot out of the fridge so that she could have some spaghetti. and she went to the fridge and pulled one out and said it has flowers on it I can't eat this one it was very funny.

At Mcdonalds today I order a frappe and large fry.  The man says 5.58$ at the first window, Destiny from the back seat with a very quiet and stressed voice,

5.58?? We'll be broke in a week!

Destiny do you know what Thanksgiving is about?

Cooking lots and all the food to put on the table.

My adorable baby just got into the fridge grabbed some left over mac and cheese, pulled a chair over to our microwave put it inside put in the time (96 Mins HAHA) and started it up!!! SHE IS GETTING TO BIG!!!!!!!!!!

The baby is here, do you remember his name destiny?? "Um... Simba"??? LOL

That is for my room???? How adordable!!!!

Destiny got into the car to go today and I walked over and caught her sneaking into the center console, which she does to get money. I was teasing her and told her that she was stealing all of mommies money and she looked up and said I am not stealin all of it mom I only stole a little LOL I tried to explain that stealing is not good and she needs to ask and she says mom its ok i only stole a little gosh what a goober!!!

I want a oricorn.. A what? A oricorn.. you know (singing the theme song) It's a pillow it's a pet.. Oricorn pet lol needless to say she now has a unicorn pillow pet

"We need to get me one of those" what? "a prince. and not a toy one a real one"

getting dressed

So destiny has started hating shirts that tie in the back because "it hurts her tummy". So she brought me clothes after getting out of the tub to get dressed and had the pink and black shirt grandma Holliman got her for Christmas, it has a tie in the front but doesn't really tie anything it is just for bow effect. Well she went to put it on and said oh I can't wear that it will hurt my tummy and I said no it isn't a tight one and also the tie is above your tummy so your safe. Then she grabbed her chest and said OH NO MY BOOBIES ARE GOING TO BE SQUISHED!!! LOL so funny

Flushing friends!!!

Destiny came out from the bathroom and shadow and I asked her if she had gone pee-pee or poo-poo. She told us no, that she had flushed her friends, shadow and I freaked wondering what she has flushed toys etc. finally I asked were they imaginary friends? She said yeah my fake friends. So I said oh ok, wait why did you flush you friends? she says cause they were bugging me!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHA